Dear You,

If you're reading this, then you're awesome. Just so you know. 

You may be wondering what's been happening with me in the past six months after my last post, so I will inform you of just that.

I passed last year's classes. Opal and Nate got engaged, Nate went to college a few hundred miles south of us while Opal finishes up her senior year of high school, they're still together, though we're all taking bets on how long it will be before he cheats on her. He's kind of a manwhore. 

Lena and Sealy are still together. They live in an overpriced room in her aunt's house a few towns away while they both work and go to college. Lena is controlling Sealy and ruining his life, which is pissing me the fuck off, but whatever makes him happy. 

Bri and I are still best friends. I came out (to the people closest to me) as bisexual and became obsessed with the show Top Gear and the band Muse. 

My love life: I had a fling with Ross over the summer, which was good until he got clingy. While Nate and Opal were living with me (long story for another day) I slutted about (insert city here) with people I met at a Magic: The Gathering meeting. For the record, nerds are convinced they need to be really good at sexytimes for anyone to want to have sexytimes with them, so they do LOTS of research. It bodes well for their girlfriends, trust me.  I currently have thing for last year's history teacher, a popular boy we'll call Chris, and the head cheerleader, whom we'll call Sam. She's a she.  The only one I'm actually trying to be with is Chris, because Sam's straight and Mr G. would be statutory. DAMMIT.

Leo's girlfriend Jenna is now with Chad, and Leo's gone back to trying to get with freshmen. Honestly, I'd pity him if he wasn't still (yes, STILL, after a year) not talking to me, as per his parents' demands. Seriously, dude? Nut up or shut up.

Lists:

Things that are negative in my life:
1. My parents being sick
2. My weight
3. Hopes of relationships (or just straight-up sex; I'm cool with either) with a cheerleader, a popular boy and my teacher, none of which will come to fruition
4. Halloween- hanging out with my beloved skeevy people. If I get caught I'm seven kinds of dead
5. My math grade (abysmal)
6. the growing sensation that my creative writing course is killing my talent

Things that are positive in my life:
1. Friends, especially Bri and Lilly
2. My ridiculously hard to quash sense of hope
3. My taste in music
4. Social life: it's looking up
5. No oral presentations for at least two weeks
6. My laptop: key to home

Top Six Celebrity Crushes
1. Richard Hammond from Top Gear
2. Matthew Bellamy of Muse
3. Dianna Agron of Glee (yes, I watch it. I love it. It appeals to my inner gay man)
4. Paul Rudd
5. Ellen Page
6. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Well, that's today's entry. Feel the love. Mood: Silly Music: My Freeze Ray- Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

TTFN. I'll post later this week, loves. 

<3, tee