Um. Awkward? Possibly.

I'm trying not to be narcissistic. This may sound like it is.... but it's simply intuition.
There's this guy. He's a friend. Not a close friend, but we have a few inside jokes, and we're silly with each other. He moved a year or so ago, and I miss him. We're Facebook friends. We talk on occasion. And we make silly comments on each other's posts.
Today, I wrote a post in French, and it said something like "I'm going to act like a ditz and post it on here, cuz, like, everything is waaaay cooler in French, so I'm going to, like, post it in French, so I can sound like a smartie for once! Yay!"
The friend used an online translator, translated it, and said something along the lines of "Ha! Your plan has been foiled with the help of Google Translator!"
Then he posted something in Spanish, the language he's taking. I translated it and it said "Yes, today was fine, but ... Nothing special happened, I mean I loved still ignored me ... And I really do not think she will get it through your thick skull that I love...." 
that's how the online translator translated it. And since he posted it not even 30 seconds after talking to me, and also in another language, I have a feeling it's about me. Maybe I'm just creating drama. Oh well. It's kinda what I do. 

But I like him, in a friendly way, and I don't know if I should go out with him (assuming he offers, which is a conceited assumption) because I would not want to ruin that. Plus, dating friends hasn't worked out in the past (remember Leo and Alex? Yeah.).

Eww. Confusion sucks. I don't want a boyfriend. I want a sex slave. I'm not good with emotions. And I hate the term "boyfriend" being applied to my current love interest. I don't want love. I want sex and friendship. And I don't need them to be from the same person.

~~tee